Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I found a half-finished mass text from my California weekend that said "things I want to rape: you, things, stuff, and le"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Randomize