I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
so i was dancing to the glee soundtrack with highheels. i tripped. and the dildo fell on my face. i dont know what happened.
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
If you were a good friend you would take the nipple tassels off me before the ambulance comes.
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
THIS IS NOT A LAUGHING MATTER, CAITLIN. MY PARENTS ARE FUCKING. LOUDLY.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
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