i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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