They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
Nope it's him. He's whispering to himself and buying asparagus.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
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