school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
used foursquare to find where i am. please come get me. this is the scariest bedroom ever.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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