I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Randomize
