I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
I just got hit by a car. I'm fine; I'll be to the bars in about 15
after last night i think it would be a good idea if i wrote a will... you know, just in case.
Banged a lazy eyed chick last night. It was like fucking an iguana.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
CRAIGSLIST IS NOT THE ANSWER
IM LONELY AND HORNY
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
He bought me a bottle of Malibu. I think I could love this guy.
I've loved people for a lot less.
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