Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
I totally thought the tree was playing the guitar
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
i just snorted my name. best moment ever
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Just made out with a girl I dated in high school, and she told me her girlfriend likes me. I like where this is going.
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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