i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
Well I'm going to a gay club in my banana suit. You should come. My bro is going as a pirate. I don't know if there's a theme.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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