In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
WHO JUST REMOVED THAT SAME BOARD IN TWO MINUTES FLAT WITH NO INJURIES, SHOES, SOCKS, OR BRA?! THIS BITCH. CRACKIN A BEER FOR DA SHOWA. BITCHES AIN'T SHIT MOTHAFUCKA
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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