So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Check 'smoke weed with our ihop waiter' off of our To-Do List
She told me she ate a whole pizza today, and I just wanted to hug her forever.
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I mean, if I asked you, would you cum on cotton candy for me?
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