It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
wow... just woke up to find out that the OJ we used in my bong last night was poured back into the carton
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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