I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
No better way to find a friend than to offer cyber sex and see what happens
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I'm drinking carlo rossi straight from the jug. I don't have any clean cups...how am I still at this point in my life...
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
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