Dude, my boy c***** and I hooked up with Asian sisters last night in the same room
Then I put on blue by Eiffel 65 and security showed up and yelled at us for being too loud. Also, they stopped fucking because no one can fuck to eiffel 65
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
New hot neighbor boys moving in across from us...So i did the logical thing and bought two 30 packs up the hill and walked right by em. Consider the line hooked and ready to reel.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
The only rule I'm making for myself tonight is to not drink out of the sink at the bar.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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