yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
Just left a map of the Aleutian islands on this Eskimo girls face. Check one off my Alaska to do list.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
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