I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I'm going to jail i love you
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Maybe he injected his testicle?
You just sent me an audio message of you peeing. That’s true love right there.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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