Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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