just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
sometimes i just have a bad day n consider lowering my standards
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