He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Someone at all my grapes... if it was you or one of your hoodrat friends I swear to god I'll shit in your shampoo
Some girl dressed in nothing but Wonder Woman underwear and a cape on her ass just started twerking all over us. Remind me why I'd never been to a midnight of Rocky horror before?
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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