Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
So many bounce houses so little time
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Because of his penis, I can't even look at a hot dog
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
Just realized that I indirectly pay for sex through my cable bill
Wow. He is an expensive lay
I still have to figure out the cost per lay. It could be a financially sound investment
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