Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
oh and speaking of men I've slept with. Ryan lost 1/3 of a testicle zip lining
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
In other news, I had my first sex related injury of the school year so that's cool
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
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