Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
You're fine
I'm hiding in my chest because my walls smell weird. I'm not fine.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Let's say hypothetically if you were going to put icing on a penis and then lick it clean...what would you ice it with? Not a knife right?
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
And then I remembered we banged to Beethoven & I was like you will never get this ass again
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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