we should wear snuggies to the strip club
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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