Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
the best days in LIFE are when you realize you arent pregnant
I thought this kinda shit only happens to ugly people
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
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