TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I don't even know. I woke up in the bathtub with no shirt, covered in towels holding what appeared to be vanillia pudding mixed with captain morgan.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Someone just needs to roll me into a blanket burrito and feed me drugs
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