So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
babies were throwing up all over the place
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
I want to be the sort of person he can respect in the morning once the drugs wear off.
i think the last part kind of negates the first part there
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
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