hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
I love it. Like, more than my penis at the moment.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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