come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
I've already dropped her on the ground of a crowded bar dancing , been incoherent drunk to the point i couldn't speak and came within 2 seconds all on separate evenings so at this point she should know what I'm about
Did you put pizza in my boxers last night?
I left you 4 hours ago. Have you been walking around with shit in your pants all day?
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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