found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Next time you decide to go downstairs hungover, please warn me. I now have to explain to twenty eight year olds why you were naked.
Woke up next to a half eaten Philly Cheesesteak. Honestly probably one of the top 3 things I've ever woken up next to.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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