it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
For the record, a bath beer is far superior to a shower beer...
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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