Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
COCAINE IS GR8
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It was sweet, he carried me out of my bathroom after I passed out, built me a pillow fort so I wouldn't roll out of bed, set a glass of water on the table, and brought me a mixing bowl to puke in. Totally a sign we're more than just fuckbuddies.
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