True but thats because hes a fetus.
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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