god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
Ok. I am hammered I will admit it but my legacy needs to live and your the only woman that could spawn satan. We need to talk.
It's been so long that I've occasionally forgotten I own a vagina
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
I love my cat. she doesnt judge when i stumble in my house drunk and pass out on my floor. my dog looks at me disappointed.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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