If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
We've had the 'life would be so much better if we were both lesbians' conversation too much for that to be okay.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
Randomize
