I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
He was on my bed looking at me like a sacrifice to the gods of gay sex and he's definitely a bottom. Like Jesus Christ a really, really great ass of a bottom.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
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