You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
I can't wait to shower all this regret off of me
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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