I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
tonights recap: old cokehead freind proposed in the middle of a country bar to his trash girlfriend, saw ex-fuck who now has star shaved into his head and another with his gf, and ex-bfs best friends crackin jokes about who would fuck me first. NEVER COMING HOME AGAIN
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
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