is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Im eating a cannibus peanut butter and jelly sandwich, while snuggling a stuffed animal. Either this flu is really really harsh or I'm some kind of stoner toddler
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
CUTE BOY IN THE OFFICE WALKED BY AS I WAS STARING IN HORROR AT HARRY POTTER THEMED SKELETON PORN
I will pepper spray him so fast I don't even care
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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