I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Holy sore nipples Batman
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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