First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
I feel like all of the victims from Seven. Best birthday weekend ever.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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