Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
i told him i was on my period. he said, and i quote "can we not just lay down some newspapers or something?"
the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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