i think my mom watched the whole time
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
I can now say I know getting hit in the face with a flying tortilla is not fun
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
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