No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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