Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
Dude has a bag of wine attached to his belt. These guys don't fuck around.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
shes still asleep dad put a lobster in her bathroom
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
You need to get here now. Before they realize I'm not puerto rican.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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