you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
organizing the empties. That sober.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I just watched Matt try to put on a pillowcase thinking it was a t-shirt.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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