i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
i just discovered how you can fold down the cardboard sleeve on a hot pocket. Life just got a whole lot easier.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
Randomize