so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
I had a dream you and I were having sex. It was pretty romantic.... until you started pulling out toys.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
He pulled out a coupon for $2.50 off the crab cakes and expected us to share that as a meal. Is that the kind of person you really see me dating?
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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