My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
well, i woke up this morning to a note i left myself my dry erase board, "dear you: i had sex with someone awful."
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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