No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
Let me know if you need some dick this weekend.
Between the BF being in town, partying at the Side Dick’s house tonight and two Tinder dates tomorrow I’ve got dick to spare!!
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