So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
Can you really blame Steve Phillips? He went to Michigan. Plowing fat girls is a 100-level course there.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
Ps can u get with my cousin? He's a freshman at uconn and he's very attractive but like were related....
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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