so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Well for starters i'm drinking vodka out of a bell pepper.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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