Get your hand out of your ass!
how did you know my hand was in my ass? Guess where my other hand is..?
In your belly button
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I just want to trick people into going on dates with me so they can bring back to their houses and let me use their wifi.
We made a pact to go to the nursing home together... that way we could stay high till the bitter end. Do you not remember?
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
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