like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
This has to be the weirdest conversation I've ever had sober and in the middle of the day before.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Well, I got drunk and told my family about what I expected sexually after a good first date.
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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