Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
I said we should get a taxi and you were waving down cars, three of which were cops and one of them slowed down and shook his head then kept driving
He didn't think we needed a taxi
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
I have a diplomatic trade for you. My pants for your rum. Tomorrow?
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
Is it counter productive to ride on my exercise bike with a cocktail in hand?
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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